1. ven0moth:

    the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

  2. icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

    icarusthesupernaturalpig:

    Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

  3. thespacegoat:

    this is true and the pictures are now in the public domain because a monkey cannot hold copyright omfg

  4. youdrankmygingerale:

    ceciliaa-babe3s:

    wealwaysbreathe:

    sexrumors:

    trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

    image

    OH MY FUCKINg GOD

    my-life-as-a-jedi

    DEAD

  5. soulfish:


Wringing out a washcloth in space


man, he looks like he’s trying incredibly hard to do this

    soulfish:

    Wringing out a washcloth in space

    man, he looks like he’s trying incredibly hard to do this

  6. taddle:

    kvothe-kingkiller:

    deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

    allonsy-sherlock:

    popetwitter:

    kaalashnikov:

    squeakykins:

    yzma:

    putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

    wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

    who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

    who the fuck does

    i the fuck do

    what the fuck man

    fuck you

    This is how civil wars are started

  7. disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

    disturbingly-average:

    i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

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